Akimbo Ranger Unit Reveal
Highly trained in the use of worn-out government-issued handguns, the Pointman dominates Close Range space without ever needing melee weapons or even holsters. Once properly upgraded, he gains access to dual handguns and becomes the Akimbo Ranger, the ultimate pure CQB death dealer in Door Kickers metaverse as well as in a few others. Moreover, the handguns are now equipped with silencers, which obviously makes them completely silent and reliable.
Once a kill is achieved, the Akimbo Ranger automatically assumes specific celebration poses meant to demoralize all enemies within sight, as well as realism purists reading this text.
And what better and tactically sound way to celebrate Victory, than turning your back defiantly to the enemy? We’ll call this one, totally random, the “Over The Shoulder” pose.
Clayton (@Romans_9)
April 1, 2016 @ 5:22 pm
I had to make sure the date today. Pheww, close one.
Tobias Ryberg
April 1, 2016 @ 5:25 pm
I do believe this is my favourite of the day – I’m sure the pose won’t be a problem.
Ionescu Virgiliu
April 1, 2016 @ 5:39 pm
I can Trace this to something of a discussion over the internet this days. Anyway, looking forward to this FPS mode of Door Kickers
Frank
April 1, 2016 @ 6:57 pm
HA HA! I fell for it. Was thinking that pose is so don’t ask don’t tell esque. A pink tutu uniform option might be in order
Fate
April 1, 2016 @ 7:22 pm
Fantastic
Yonan Gezza (@Yonan82)
April 4, 2016 @ 4:06 pm
Aaahahahaha, love it ; )
John
April 4, 2016 @ 5:05 pm
TRIGGERED
Jason
April 4, 2016 @ 10:33 pm
Lol, nice.
Blaster Brewmaster
April 4, 2016 @ 11:09 pm
I would totally buy this pose. Actually, I’d buy this game to buy this pose because I don’t have it yet, but you interest me with your stance!
A.R.K
October 15, 2017 @ 5:58 pm
Whats game?
Bob Fatman
January 1, 2018 @ 7:02 am
Can we not just have this as a April fools but have the spicy thicc bois in the real game, scratch that, real life.
I want the thicc spicy bois raid my home and pin me to the wall, whispering SWAT radio calls down my ears in a sexy manor while doing an erotic full body pat down on me, multiple times, just taking off my clothes one by one while I see the thicc spicy bois making their sexy poses all around me.